Posted on February 10, 2023
Slave hard drives
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris has two hard drives, and they are both slaves.
Posted on November 24, 2022
Count your calories
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Remember: Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, not your calories.
Posted on October 31, 2022
Afraid to unwind
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: Why are all mummies workaholics?A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Posted on August 10, 2022
Bug killing
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Posted on July 1, 2022
10 kinds of people
The omniscient corny horn celebrates the 3rd anniversary of vitalsoftwareissuesnstuff.com with the following all-time classic:There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary. Those who don’t.
Posted on June 10, 2022
No Ctrl key
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Posted on April 10, 2022
Can’t test for equality
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
Posted on February 10, 2022
No disk latency
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
Posted on December 1, 2021
Snowflakes
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?A: Snowflakes
Posted on November 25, 2021
Drum sticks
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Q: Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?A: He had the drum sticks.