Posted on November 1, 2021
Book about Anti-Gravity
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Posted on October 31, 2021
No guts
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house?A: It had no guts.
Posted on August 10, 2021
Never ever ask for estimations
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations… ever.
Posted on July 1, 2021
Ion someone else
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: Why did the electron leave the atom?A: Because it had its Ion someone else.
Posted on June 10, 2021
kill -9
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
Posted on June 1, 2021
Difference between Machine Learning and AI
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom: If it’s written in Python, then it’s probably machine learning.If it’s written in PowerPoint, then it’s probably AI.
Posted on May 1, 2021
No reaction
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I told a chemist a joke. No reaction.
Posted on April 10, 2021
Smack Down charts
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Posted on April 1, 2021
‘P’ in ‘Social Media’
Don’t let the omniscient corny horn fool you with the following words of wisdom:The ‘P‘ in ‘Social Media‘ stands for Privacy.
Posted on March 1, 2021
3 kinds of people (pt. 3)
using System; public class Program { public static void Main() { Console.WriteLine(“for”); for (int j = 0; j < 10; j++) { Console.WriteLine(j); } }