Posted on February 10, 2021
It gives him the answer
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris never searches online, he stares at his computer and it gives him the answer.
Posted on February 1, 2021
The other slide
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?A: To get to the other slide.
Posted on February 1, 2021
A really good UDP joke
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it.
Posted on January 1, 2021
Auld Lang Sign
The omniscient corny horn wishes you a happy new year and spreads the following words of wisdom:Q: How do you know you’ve found the New Year’s Eve party?A: Look for the Auld Lang Sign!
Posted on December 24, 2020
It’s Christmas, Eve!
It’s Christmas Eve, and the omniscient corny horn blesses you with the following words of wisdom:Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?A: It’s Christmas, Eve!
Posted on December 1, 2020
Elf sufficient
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s elf sufficient.
Posted on November 26, 2020
She didn’t have thyme
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Q: Why didn’t the cook bother to season the Thanksgiving turkey?A: She didn’t have thyme.
Posted on November 1, 2020
Three database admins walked into a bar
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Three database admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out again because they couldn’t find a table.
Posted on October 31, 2020
Haunted Chicken
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?A: A poultry-geist.
Posted on October 1, 2020
2 kinds of people (pt. 2)
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:There are 2 kinds of people: if (condition) { doSomthing(); } if (condition) { doSomthing(); } else { // do nothing }