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It gives him the answer

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris never searches online, he stares at his computer and it gives him the answer.

The other slide

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?A: To get to the other slide.

A really good UDP joke

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it.

Auld Lang Sign

The omniscient corny horn wishes you a happy new year and spreads the following words of wisdom:Q: How do you know you’ve found the New Year’s Eve party?A: Look for the Auld Lang Sign!

It’s Christmas, Eve!

It’s Christmas Eve, and the omniscient corny horn blesses you with the following words of wisdom:Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

Elf sufficient

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s elf sufficient.

She didn’t have thyme

On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Q: Why didn’t the cook bother to season the Thanksgiving turkey?A: She didn’t have thyme.

Three database admins walked into a bar

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Three database admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out again because they couldn’t find a table.

Haunted Chicken

On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?A: A poultry-geist.

2 kinds of people (pt. 2)

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:There are 2 kinds of people: if (condition) { doSomthing(); } if (condition) { doSomthing(); } else { // do nothing }