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Random numbers

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Infinite arrays

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

Very refreshing

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I love the smell of my F5 key. It’s very refreshing.

A software tester walks into a bar (pt. 2)

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:A software tester walks into a bar and then runs into the bar… strolls into the bar… gallops into the bar… saunters into the bar… …

Unit test entire applications with a single assert

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

3 kinds of people (pt. 2)

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:There are 3 kinds of people: Those who understand math. Those who don’t.

Perfect Combination

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

No need to .Dispose()

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

Schrödinger and Shakespeare

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?A: To be and not to be.

Towers of Hanoi

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.