Posted on September 1, 2020
Random numbers
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Posted on August 10, 2020
Infinite arrays
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
Posted on August 1, 2020
Very refreshing
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I love the smell of my F5 key. It’s very refreshing.
Posted on July 1, 2020
A software tester walks into a bar (pt. 2)
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:A software tester walks into a bar and then runs into the bar… strolls into the bar… gallops into the bar… saunters into the bar… …
Posted on June 10, 2020
Unit test entire applications with a single assert
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
Posted on June 1, 2020
3 kinds of people (pt. 2)
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:There are 3 kinds of people: Those who understand math. Those who don’t.
Posted on May 1, 2020
Perfect Combination
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.
Posted on April 10, 2020
No need to .Dispose()
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Posted on March 1, 2020
Schrödinger and Shakespeare
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?A: To be and not to be.
Posted on February 10, 2020
Towers of Hanoi
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.