Posted on February 1, 2020
3 kinds of people
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:There are 3 kinds of people: if (condition) { doSomething(); } else { doSomeOtherThing(); } if (condition) { doSomething(); } else { doSomeOtherThing(); } if (condition) doSomething(); else… Read More
Posted on January 1, 2020
Makes my day
The omniscient corny horn wishes you a happy new year and spreads the following words of wisdom:I love the way the earth rotates. It makes my day.
Posted on December 25, 2019
31 Oct = 25 Dec
It’s Christmas Eve, and the omniscient corny horn blesses you with the following words of wisdom:Q: Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
Posted on December 1, 2019
Claustrophobic
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?A: Claustrophobic
Posted on November 28, 2019
Pranksgiving
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Q: When do you serve tofu turkey?A: Pranksgiving.
Posted on November 1, 2019
Two strings walk into a bar
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender asks: “So what’ll it be?”The first string says: “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk… Read More
Posted on October 31, 2019
GRAAAAAAAINS!
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: What do vegan zombies eat?A: GRAAAAAAAINS.
Posted on October 1, 2019
Great alloys
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great alloys.
Posted on August 10, 2019
Self-optimizing code
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
Posted on July 23, 2019
ISTQB releases a bunch of new foundation level syllabi
Just in case you missed it: ISTQB sneakingly released a bunch of new foundation level extension syllabi these days: Mobile Application Tester, Acceptance Tester and Gambling Industry Tester.