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3 kinds of people

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:There are 3 kinds of people: if (condition) { doSomething(); } else { doSomeOtherThing(); } if (condition) { doSomething(); } else { doSomeOtherThing(); } if (condition) doSomething(); else… Read More

Makes my day

The omniscient corny horn wishes you a happy new year and spreads the following words of wisdom:I love the way the earth rotates. It makes my day.

31 Oct = 25 Dec

It’s Christmas Eve, and the omniscient corny horn blesses you with the following words of wisdom:Q: Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Claustrophobic

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?A: Claustrophobic

Pranksgiving

On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Q: When do you serve tofu turkey?A: Pranksgiving.

Two strings walk into a bar

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender asks: “So what’ll it be?”The first string says: “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk… Read More

GRAAAAAAAINS!

On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: What do vegan zombies eat?A: GRAAAAAAAINS.

Great alloys

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great alloys.

Self-optimizing code

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

ISTQB releases a bunch of new foundation level syllabi

Just in case you missed it: ISTQB sneakingly released a bunch of new foundation level extension syllabi these days: Mobile Application Tester, Acceptance Tester and Gambling Industry Tester.