Posted on November 25, 2021
Drum sticks
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:Q: Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?A: He had the drum sticks.
Posted on November 1, 2021
Book about Anti-Gravity
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Posted on October 31, 2021
No guts
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:Q: Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house?A: It had no guts.
Posted on August 10, 2021
Never ever ask for estimations
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations… ever.