Posted on November 28, 2019
Pranksgiving
On Thanksgiving, the omniscient corny horn shares the following words stuffed with wisdom:
Q: When do you serve tofu turkey?
A: Pranksgiving.
Posted on November 1, 2019
Two strings walk into a bar
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.
The bartender asks: “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says: “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend?”, the bartender replies.
The second string says: “Sorry, he isn’t null-terminated.”
Posted on October 31, 2019
GRAAAAAAAINS!
On Hallows’ Eve, the mystic corny horn discloses the following words of wisdom:
Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
A: GRAAAAAAAINS.