Posted on February 10, 2023
Slave hard drives
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris has two hard drives, and they are both slaves.
Posted on August 10, 2022
Bug killing
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Posted on June 10, 2022
No Ctrl key
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Posted on April 10, 2022
Can’t test for equality
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
Posted on February 10, 2022
No disk latency
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
Posted on August 10, 2021
Never ever ask for estimations
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations… ever.
Posted on June 10, 2021
kill -9
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
Posted on April 10, 2021
Smack Down charts
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Posted on February 10, 2021
It gives him the answer
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris never searches online, he stares at his computer and it gives him the answer.
Posted on August 10, 2020
Infinite arrays
The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.