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Slave hard drives

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris has two hard drives, and they are both slaves.

Bug killing

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

No Ctrl key

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Can’t test for equality

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.

No disk latency

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Never ever ask for estimations

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations… ever.

kill -9

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.

Smack Down charts

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

It gives him the answer

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:Chuck Norris never searches online, he stares at his computer and it gives him the answer.

Infinite arrays

The omniscient corny horn pours out the following words of wisdom:All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.